Meet Melvin Moose
He used to love being a moose shifter,
but then his antlers came in.
Now they're making his life miserable,
exploding from his head every time he's near a girl.
Surviving high school has never been so hard.
Meet Tyrabbisaurus Rex
He will not answer to the name Cuddle Bunny!
Or Snookums. Or Baby-Poo. Or Sweetie Pie.
His name is Rex, people, Rex, and he ROAAAARS at you
with the power of his mind!